Magic: The Gathering top 10 lists
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Top 10 Cards we'd Like to See

10: Countererroneousruling
9: Slight of Damage
8: Wyluli Cute Person of Opposite Gender in Spandex
7: Wall of Tofu
6: Circle of Protection: Instant Death
5: Fireball Ward
4: Nevinyrral's Velvet Elvis Statue
3: Ashnod's Staff of Total Destruction
2: Opponent Blast (Ya'know, like Artifact Blast...)
1: Chaos Raw Egg

Top 10 Places to Spend Money while you're in Dominia

10: Mox's Gems and Jewelry
9: Ashnod's House of Discipline
8: Lord and Lady Ursnell, Practicing Marriage Therapists
7: My Favorite Things: Toys by Urza
6: Pan-Dominia Imports, Titania proprietor
5: Demon, Demon and Demon: Attorneys at Law
4: Leng Mortuaries, Tawnos proprietor
3: Ma's Kitchen, run by the Coumbajj Sisters
2: Serra Air
1: Ye Olde Sengir Inn, Kroog

Top 10 Things Mox never got around to Inventing

10: Mox Lump of Lead
9: Mox Uranium
8: Mox Highly Polished Dry Ice
7: Mox Chunk of Granite
6: Mox Plugged Nickle
5: Mox Charcoal
4: Mox Asbestos
3: Mox Rhinestone
2: Mox Glow-in-the-dark Rosary
1: Mox Asphalt Pavement

Top 10 reasons Red is SO much better than those other wimpy colors

10: All those X-spells.
9: You never see a Red Wizard put up with 1/1 flyers!
8: Stone Giants are fun!
7: Disintergrate means never having to say you're sorry.
6: Goblins, Kobolds and Orcs, oh my!
5: "Elves may come and go, but a Wall of Earth is forever."
v 4: Nothing says "I'm here to destroy you" like a Dragon.
3: Did we mention the Kobolds?
v 2: Wheel of Fortuneing for Fireballs. It doesn't get any better than Wheel of fortuning for Fireballs.
1: The priceless expression on your opponent's face when he suffers 126 points of damage on round 8.

Top 10 reasons the SMART people play Blue

10: Control Magic their Serras. Then leave with them.
9: Control Magic their Sengirs. Then win.
8: Dispel EVERYTHING. Win by default.
7: With a Sapphire, you can cast all four psychic venoms on round eight...
6: Clone, Clone, Clone, Clone, Doppleganger, Doppleganger, Doppleganger, Doppleganger, Ring of Maruf, Copy Artifact, Copy Artifact, Copy Artifact, Copy Artifact, Dance of Many, Dance of Many, Dance of Many. 16 plague rats, and it's tournament-legal.
5: Sure it's expensive, but the Leviathan is wonderful for shock value.
4: Ancestral Recall, Braingeyser and Time Twister are all great ways to make friends and influence people. More the latter, though.
3: Oh, that fantastic Alpha Time Walk. What was it? "Opponent looses next turn"?
2: Hallucinatory Terrain has a profound effect on Legendary Lands.
1: With enough Psychic Venoms, a Circle of Protection becomes self-defeating.

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